I know Halloween was like a billion years ago, but I absolutely have to start my blog with this story. I suppose you could say my Halloween party turned into a night to remember, for at least a few of my friendies...
Danica and I have been friends for years. Since 2005 I think. That's like forever in Chloe time. But she's been absent from my friend group for quite a while. She started dating this douchebag, Ken, about a year and a half ago, and she turned into one of those friends who disappears when she gets a boyfriend. Halloween was the first time I had seen her in probably 4 months.
Christy just joined our group about 3 months ago. She's this adorable blondie who recently lost 200 lbs and with her new-found confidence, joined the world of online dating with a fervor. And with much success. I'm so proud of her :)
Anyway, right after Christy got to the party, Ken suddenly started feeling 'sick' and ran outside, telling Danica they needed to leave right that minute. Danica refused to go without saying goodbye to everyone first though, so started walking around the party giving hugs. Christy saw Danica's lovely Regina costume, and immediately struck up a conversation with her. Danica told her that she was sorry that she hadn't seen her boy, Ken's, costume, since he was Rumplestiltskin, but he had already removed his wig when he walked outside. "What a coincidence!" said Christy, "this boy I'm talking to is also Rumplestiltskin tonight!" and she whips out her phone to show Danica a picture.
Of course, the picture is of Ken. Uh oh. Danica demands to know why Christa has a picture of her boyfriend on her phone. "Ummm. We met downtown a few weeks ago?" Christa makes up a quick excuse. They'd met on a dating website, but Christa wasn't ready to get involved quite yet. So Danica marches outside to confront Ken, who is literally hiding behind a tree. A freaking tree. He knows he's dead, and doesn't have the balls to face it.
Danica slaps Ken in the face, demanding to know why he was downtown, getting numbers from girls. He makes up some lame excuse about them both being from Michigan (true) so he was having a nice time talking to someone about home. Ok, whatever, Danica is fuming and decides it's time to go home.
I have NO IDEA where I am during all this drama. Making out with my new hottiepants in the back bedroom maybe? But once I make an appearance in the main room of the house, Christy races over to me to tell me how she is a homewrecker without ever meaning to be. So I get most of the story from her, get a good laugh out of it cause I know Ken is a dick, and proceed to make sure everyone in my party knows the story so they can enjoy this drama as much as I am.
Next day, I'm talking to my bestie, Aria, and she informs me that Danica doesn't know that Ken has been dicking around on dating websites, since that never came out with the story Ken and Christy told her. She also doesn't know that Ken had been on a date with Christy just 4 days earlier. Everyone decides it's up to me to tell her, since I'm the closest. Ugh, I like being in the middle of the drama, but I hate being the messenger of bad news!
So I message Danica, letting her know the dirty deets. She calls a half hour, a total mess, telling me how she kicked him out and is furious and upset and just a disaster. I calm her down a little and get off the phone. Few hours later, I get a text from her, she's gone on his ipad and found him sexting with another 2 girls and making up all sorts of stories about himself. Eww. She takes screenshots of this and emails them to his mom and dad. Haha. A woman scorned....
Ok, back to my boring, mostly drama-free job. Until the next exciting chapter!
~Chloe
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